The Batman Trilogy

Most of the people around you who proclaim themselves to be all knowing Batman fans, seem to know next to nothing about Batman. Start a conversation about "Batman- Year One" and they look blank.  Ask them about what they thought of Tim Burton's Batman and they'll look through you. TKDR to them is "The Dark Knight Rises" not the Frank Miller's classic. No one seems to know Kevin Conroy. 

This makes me sad.

Then, there are some who go around calling themselves 'Batman' and want to be referred to as 'Batman'. I kid you not.

This makes me cringe.

Anyway, Batman has gotten popular - thanks to Nolan - and I think that's great!

Christopher Nolan is the first director to have directed a Batman trilogy and he's done a fantastic job of finally portraying Batman and Gotham as it is supposed to be portrayed. DARK. 

"Batman Begins" (inspired by "Batman - Year One" in my opinion the best graphic novel ever) was fantastic!

"The Dark Knight" was legendary. 'Joker' just killed it!  Nolan and Heath Ledger got the menace just right. With references to 'Year One' and 'The killing joke', it was perfection in itself.

"The Dark Knight Rises" is good, but not great.

Final verdict: This is watchable for Anne Hathaway as Selina Kyle, for tying the loose ends on the Batman Trilogy neatly and for Batman.
Is it "The Dark Knight"? No. Is it better than 'The Avengers?' Yes.

[Spoiler's below. So read on, only if you've watched the movie]

So, what happened with "The Dark Knight Rises"?  

What went wrong? Loads of things. Setting up the plot took too much time. When I heard that Bane would be the villain, I was excited. 

The most unforgettable comic panel from 'Knightfall' was about to be portrayed on screen.

What it turned out to be was - a 2 second scene. Disappointed.

So the storyline was a mix of 'Knightfall' and 'The Dark Knight Returns', fine.

There was a bit of 'Bruce Lee' in the way the back broken hero heals himself. Great!

But overall the movie left me very very disappointed. It was good, but not the crescendo one expected of the final of the trilogy.

Too many threads that did not make any sense - Why show Doctor Crane as the judge presiding over a Kangaroo court? What's with the cops stuck underground for 3 months part? What's the entire orphanage bus on the bridge scene? 

The movie could have been so much more slick and so much cooler. But it was Bane taking on Joker. Impossible.

A year in Delhi-Gurgaon

Its been a year! A year since I came to Delhi with loads of apprehensions of leaving lovely Bangalore behind and venturing out to a city that is not very popular as a place to live.

A year ago, despite most people telling us that moving to Delhi was a foolish err move, we moved. 

But then in the words of Hunter Thompson - "Buy the ticket, take the ride".

Read the rest of the post with this song, playing in the background, for best effect :)

The first week was a little unnerving to be honest, but we got into the groove pretty soon.

After a year here, I can tell you, Delhi is an awesome place. It's got a bit of everything and everything in its extreme.

I have made some fantastic new friends and lost a few friends, but then that's how the wheel turns and all's for the best :D

Though there is some more time left before I leave this city, I am sure that in the years to come when I do look back at Delhi in nostalgia, it will definitely be for its uber-cool winters(the all-day fog, women dressed in their winter best!), for the awesome Goldspot concert we attended at Blue Frog, for night long drinking sessions followed by breakfast at 'American Diner', for meeting Ruskin Bond in Mussoorie, for watching the sun out of a solar telescope from an observatory in Nainital (it's an very funny anecdote so ask me next time you see me), for the hilarious fight we got into at Jaisalmer, for our drive to Lansdowne, for the unexpected lake and monuments in Hauz Khas village, for falling off a camel at Pushkar (not a proud moment), for attending an all night wedding, for the unforgettable train journey to Rajasthan in a sleeper compartment during Holi, for the aloo tikkis, the kakori kababs and the kulfi faloodas, for the loud and colourful Rajouri and the oh-so sophisticated South Delhi, for playing mafia on the entire train journey back from Amritsar, for attempting to make a short film by traveling all over Delhi, for jumping off a cliff into the Ganges in Rishikesh, doing the most random dance at a friend's 'Sangeet' party and for a million more things that don't come to mind right away!

It's been an awesome ride so far and there's lot's more to come. So stay tuned !

The trip to Lansdowne

I used to keep calling it "Landsdown". Only on reading up about it on the faithful wikipedia did I realise that its been named after a British chap called Lansdowne.

The other bit that I did not realise was that this is an extremely under-rated hill station. I for one had never heard of the place until I got to Delhi.

Situated in the state of Uttarakhand, Lansdowne is the closest hill station to Delhi, all of 290kms away. 

Originally a cantonment - its now home to the Garhwali Rifles - the place itself is neatly maintained thanks to the army presence.
However, other than the Army camp, there is nothing around or at least nothing touristy in nature. Which is, I suppose, the reason for its lack of popularity.

There are no quaint cafes or restaurants where one can laze around in the afternoons, there is no "Mall Road" of note (usually the pride of most hill stations).

However what it does have is some supreme peace and quiet. There are quite a few resorts that have sprung up around Lansdown and we stayed at one such place, in Jaiharikhal (6kms away from Lansdowne), called 'Bright Sunny Pines'.
Good place to stay, with good food, nice rooms and a great view of the valley. However we felt that it was a little over-priced.

There aren't many places to stay in Lansdowne, so its advised to book in advance rather than have to make do with sub-par accommodation that some of the lodges have to offer.

The best place to stay however is supposed to be Fairydale resorts and there was another home-stay that I checked up on before getting there called Prem Sadan and the gentleman who owns the place - Rajiv Anand - was very well spoken and helpful. 

I enjoyed the trip to lansdowne for the drive. It was our first long drive out of Delhi and it was well worth it!

The route we took was Delhi-> Meerut-> Bijnore->Kotdwar->Lansdowne. 

Do stop at 'Jai Shikanji' restaurant, some 26 kms before Bijnore, for some delicious Shikanji (its like Lime soda with some masala in it). A great thirst quencher.

Kotdwar to Lansdowne is about 44 kms of hilly road(or ghat section), and is easily the best part of the drive.

The road has a steep climb and goes through a hillside lined with some beautiful blue pine and oak trees.

We accompanied a friend who was with his gang of Enfield bikers, who were doing the trip to Lansdowne. However we soon left them behind and drove on. 

Lansdowne does have a sunset point, a 'tip in top' view point and a smallish lake. But again the best part is that there isn't much to do.

One can also reach Lansdowne by taking a train to Kothdwar and then hiring a taxi to the top, but I would recommend going in your own vehicle. This will let you explore the area around Lansdowne. 

You can park your vehicle and do short treks through the lovely hillside.

However if you're driving by yourself then it is recommended to plan your drive such that you reach the place before it gets too dark. The hill road is fairly narrow, with hairpin bends and driving in the dark is quite a hairy experience.

The awesome part is that you may get to sight a leopard if you are lucky! A couple of our friends who were co-incidentally at the place, came down to meet us and spotted a large leopard by the road :D

Lansdowne is the kind of a hill-station, where you take along a couple of good books, some music and some good wine. Stick around doing nothing but reading and enjoying the views of the valley. Its a beautiful place, as yet untouched and untarnished. 

Go.

Why 'Junior MasterChef' rocks!

I've completely ignored 'Satyameva Jayate', I don't care about the brickbats headed my way, but it seems plainly overrated. Of course with Aamir Khan hosting it - and doing what he is best at doing ("acting" in it) - I am sure it will reach masses and may make a bit of a difference.

The other reality show that I love is 'Dance India Dance - lil champs' that has some great talent on show and wonderful dancing. Siiigh, I wish I could so some "popping and locking" like some of those kids do.

But anyway this post is about the awesomeness that is "Junior MasterChef Australia". 

I am not a foodie (though some of you who've seen me eating fish may beg to differ) and I am not a guy who enjoy's cooking. 

Amongst the few things I do know how to make are - Omelette, Tea, Pulao and chocolate cake. An odd mix, I know :)

So back to MasterChef. It caught my eye because I was quite sure that kids in the range of 9-12 years would have no clue how to cook. I was wrong. They cook up a storm and they've so far dished out some awesome varieties of food!

Of course the kids are super talented, but what sets this show apart from some of the other reality shows is its lesson in positive reinforcement.

Every contest has a point system, the best 3 dishes get awarded points (6,4,3). However the other kids get a point each and the there is point awarded to the kid who is the most improved cook! 

Fantastic! I love the concept and who knows I might just get inspired and start showing some interest in cooking. But don't hold your breath waiting for that to happen.

Movies that need to be made...

Here is a list of stuff that I want to be seen made into full length movies -

1. Samurai Jack

Oh yes! Easily the best action cartoon series ever. Samurai Jack traveling through time and fighting the evil Aku's mechanical henchmen and making allies with some uber-cool people. I want a Samurai Jack movie badly (it needs to be animated by Genndy Tartakovsky though).
If any of you want to give me a gift, then I want the entire Blue-Ray Samurai Jack collection, all 4 seasons (if such a thing exists).

2. Byomkesh Bakshi

Ah the Indian take on Sherlock Holmes, set in Calcutta and solving crimes in crisp white kurtas. Awesome. I wonder who can be cast as Byomkesh... I know that I would want Abhay Deol to be the side-kick, Ajith. This will make a wonderful movie for sure!

3. He-man and the masters of the universe

Anything that has 'Masters of the universe' in the title has  to be awesome. So is He-man. The cartoon series won over so many hearts in India in the 90s.
I wish wish wish there was a full length movie made and I don't mean the crap they made in live action with Dolph Lundgren in it. I am hoping for a full length animated movie.

4. Neverwhere

This Neil Gaiman book, set in the London Underground is one of my favourites. IMDB tells me that there's a TV mini-series already. I so wish they would make this into a movie. Zack Snyder at the helm maybe?  If nothing else we'll at least have a good soundtrack.

5. Good Omens

Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett co-wrote this. This one is already overloaded with awesomeness of all kinds. I am sure it would make a strange movie. But I would love to watch it. Of course it could well go down the route of 'Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy'. Some books never make good films. But who knows?

The bird bath

It's summer and though Delhi has witnessed its coolest month of May in 30 odd years, the mercury is rising.

I stay indoors, in the comforts of an air-conditioned home, car or office, despite it all, I mostly have a parched throat that requires a continuous intake of water and orange juice through the day.

Spare a thought for the birds. 

We've just put out a bowl of water on the balcony, it's a simple enough thing to do and it seems to help.

Initially we did not think that the birds were that keen on consuming the water, but yesterday we found a pigeon sipping some . 

The water needs to be replenished everyday (some of it is gone thanks to evaporation, I suppose), hopefully the birds are getting most of it :)

So please please, just put out a container of water for the birds this summer. Its a simple act. Be nice.

Movies that I recommend...

The stupid white background on the blog, just made me averse to posting or blogging. Now I have gone back to a colour that suits me better. Hopefully this will lead to more posts

Okay, I've watched loads of movies since the last time and I am not in the zone to write about them all. But here are some(in no particular order) that you must try and watch - 

Drive

Ryan Gosling plays a getaway driver for hire. He will drive you away from the scene of the crime for a fee. 

His character is socially inept and given to long brooding silences. The movie does not pick pace until he falls for his neighbour (who is married with a kid and a husband in jail).

When the movie does pick up pace, its still slowish :)
The action becomes very violent in the second half and the very interesting soundtrack almost contradicts what you see on screen. The soundtrack is super-awesome and the fight scenes reminded me of Mel Gibson's "Payback". The direction is brilliant,

Its a movie that you will either like or hate. But its one that you must watch.

Avengers

Enough has been written about this. It starts all slow and talkative but once Bruce Banner turns into the Hulk we have a good movie on our hands.
Yes, Tony Stark again gets all the witty one-liners, but its the Hulk who gets the best cheers. 

Captain America and Hawkeye are mostly, also-rans but the Black Widow gets some decent screen time.

And there's Robin! No not the Batman one, the 'How I met your mother' one :D

The good: The Hulk and Tony Stark.

The bad: What? all these super heroes assemble for a sissy villain like Loki? Doesn't seem right. Now Red Skull would have definitely made a more menacing villain. That's the next of the series I suppose.

Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy

The real reason I watched this movie was for 'Benedict Cumberbatch'. Who? you ask.

Well, Cumberbatch plays Sherlock Holmes in the super impressive series "Sherlock". I was so impressed that I looked if I had any movie in my collection that had him in it. 'Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy' met the requirements.

Gary Oldman plays 'George Smiley' a popular le carré character.

A mission goes bad and the presence of a mole in the British intelligence is evident. Smiley's handed the job to ferret out the mole.

I loved this movie.

The girl with the dragon tattoo

Watched the English version. It's really good. Rooney Maara is fantastic!  Haven't read the books yet, but I have the next book in the series on my bedside.
I also plan to watch the Swedish version's of the films since something tells me they will be great.

Must watch this one.

The trip to Rajasthan

So we had 4 days off and decided to head out to Rajasthan. There were a couple of options:
1. To head to Barmer, which is near the border and return via Jaisalmer or Jodhpur
2. To head to Jaisalmer and finish with Jodhopur

I would like to believe that we chose the latter simply because of the convenience in terms of train timings , but I think it was also because I had no clue how to pronounce Barmer.

The train to Jaisalmer
The trip from Gurgaon to Jaisalmer was an experience in itself.

Having planned the trip quite late and it being festival season(Holi), we only managed to get reservations in the sleeper coach (2nd class) and thus got our first taste of sleeper in North India.
When we entered there were 20people in our compartment(meant for 8 people), there were 10 people sitting on the seats meant for the 4 of us and there was a group high on Bhang throwing colours at people in the compartment next to ours.

Things got a lot better once Alwar arrived and most people got off. Leaving the 8 of us who had actually reserved tickets.
We had enough space to start a game of Taboo before we turned in to sleep. I slept well (as usual) but the other 3 had a bad time getting sleep, since it was super cold.
In the morning I thought I would mention that I had had a bad night as well, (you know, so as to show the rest of the gang that I was also suffering with them).
However my friend gave me a dirty look and said "Dude, I got up, removed my suitcase, took out 3 pair of shirts and wore them, everyone in the compartment was awake thanks to the ruckus I made, but not you! YOU SLEPT THROUGH IT ALL ".


At Jaisalmer
Jaisalmer arrived at 11:30am. We were accosted by a guy who promised to take us to the nearest market for 20bucks in his jeep. So we got in, only to be taken to his hotel, called Hotel Samrat.

We did get some decent breakfast there, but he was trying to sell the camel safari and stay in Thar all the time.
"Sir you will see the REAL desert. If you don't like it. I will give return to you, 8000 rupees plus 1000 rupees tip" :-|

We already had bookings in Sam(pronounced as "some/sum"), which is at the edge of the desert, so we refused to take his safari, which left him quite depressed.

However, we needed a ride to Sam so we asked him to drop us at our resort and pick us up from there the next day. Which was a good choice, since this turned out to be a lot cheaper(1000bucks one way), than what the resort guys had quoted.
The desert was quite nice and the dunes were good too with a lovely sunset and a lovelier moon rising. Some friends tell us that we missed out on camping in the desert, others tell us that if we would have camped in the desert there was a high chance of freezing off various parts of our body.

Next day we were ready to head back to Jaisalmer and make our biggest mistake of the trip.
We signed up with Salim bhai from Hotel Samrat, to give us a vehicle to take us around Jaisalmer. We struck a deal for 1000 bucks that included sightseeing in a car, a room to keep our luggage (since our train to Jodhpur was at 11:30pm in the night) and a drop to the station.

Jaisalmer has an awesome fort, that is in a bad condition, thanks to the 5000 people living inside it.
The other bits are the Haveli of some rich business men who made their money selling Marijuana and inlaying gold onto sarees.
We usually hire a guide to help us understand the place better, we did the same this time. This guy was super excited about there being flowers and leaves carved on the doors and the windows. He also kept telling us "Yeh sab haath ka kaam hai", since haath = hand and kaam = job, you do the math.
He was also a disciple of Captain Obvious "Sir this is a door, people used to enter from here", "Sir this a window, the ladies used to look out from here to see the world outside" :-|

By the time half our sightseeing tour was done, we realised that we had been conned by Salim the great. Most of the places of interest are walking distance and the car never had to travel for more than 5 kilometeres in total. The dirty room that he gave us was worth about 200rupees and the train station was 4 kilometers away.
We ended up having a heated argument Salim and his cronies. Okay, that was an understatement - what happened was this: The girls went beserk and let all hell break loose on a shell shocked Salim, I think one of them even threatened to slap Salim. The boys tried to restrain the girls and Salim and company did not know what hit them.
However, we had been conned and we had a deal to pay him the money, so we paid up the money and bid good riddance to the gang of thugs. We told ourselves that it would have been worse if we had signed up for the camel safari he promised.

Some tips:
-Jaisalmer is about the desert, so spend most time in and around the desert. Camping out in the night, or sitting by a bonfire in your resort. Ignore the sightseeing in the town, its not worth the time.

-If you do decide that you want to see Jaisalmer town, do so by walking about. Take auto's to places that are a bit away from the main fort area.

- Make your bookings upfront and spend that bit extra for quality. There are a lot of touts in the area who need to be avoided.

At Jodhpur

The travel from Jaisalmer to Jodhpur was very nice, since we had 3AC tickets. Never were we so happy to see a 3AC coach.
In Jodhpur we had army accommodation, so we stayed in style. We had an army jeep come pick us up and take us to the camp, where the guest rooms were very neat, clean and cheap. Overall, I was thoroughly impressed by Jodhpur - The Umed bhavan palace, the Meharangarh fort were fantastic and very well maintained, more so because they are privately owned.
We also headed out to Osian which is a village full of temples. The beauty and charm of the temples has been taken away by the shelters built all around them. So give Osian a skip.
Mandore gardens were still alright, since it has some lovely looking cenotaphs.

So in this trip Jodhpur > Jaisalmer for sure. Maybe staying the desert next time will turn things around.

The return was back via sleeper coach, but this time we were in for a pleasant surprise, since it was a new coach and the berths were very comfortable. We managed to get in a very funny game of pictionary.

The four days were great fun, thanks to the awesome company we had.

Let me know if you need help planning a trip :)

The summer's coming

I glanced at the television the other day, saw the advertisement for an airconditioner and realised that the famed Delhi summer is right round baby right round.

The winter was awesome. I thought it would be overrated (like the non-existent rains), but fortunately it wasn't. It was as cold as it promised to be and felt much more cooler :)

Now for the summer. I am not quite sure, how long I am going to be sticking around in Delhi, but I am not returning home this side of summer for sure. Given that the summers here begin mid-March and the heat lasts till about September, this seems like my last chance to travel a bit around Rajasthan. So that's what we're doing.

Four days in Rajasthan would never be sufficient, but that's what we have and that's what we'll do :)

Oh and summer? I would've said 'bring it on!', if I had the guts.

The best buy

This '31 in 1', Chinese made screwdriver set is what I consider to be the best buy ever! I got it off a roadside vendor in SP road Bangalore.
I did not need it then, but I thought that having a set of tools would make me feel like a handyman. So I got this, a set of pliers and a hammer.
(I confess I got the hammer, because the previous week, I had destroyed some kitchen utensils that I was using in lieu of the hammer and was promptly told off.)

Anyway, back to the best buy. So, I got the screwdriver set for 100 bucks and have more than utilized it. Here is what I used it for:

1. The front bumper of the car came off, I fixed it with this
2. I got a new belt that needed a few notches. I made them with this.
3. A Scorpio got the car in the back bumper(my mistake). I fixed the entire bumper with this
4. A few friends came over for lunch and when we were about to see them off, the door got locked from inside since the knob broke. We opened the complex looking door lock with this and managed to open the door!

So, if you find this set. Get it!

2011

2011 has been a wonderful year. I got out of my comfort zone(Bangalore) and moved to Delhi. A move that most people said was not a smart one :)

We've had an awesome time at Delhi and learnt so much by living in a new place. Travel always broadens your mind and we've had a fantastic year of travel too!

We visited: Kabini - Orange County, Andaman, Pandavapura, Mysore, Srirangapatna, Manipal, Kerala - Allepey, Kochi and Kumarakom, Amritsar, Mussoorie, Brazil (Sao Paulo, Rio Di Janeiro, Porto Alegre), Bombay, Rishikesh and Pushkar.

2012 has already started off on a very promising note and seems set to be awesome too!

Oh yes!

A new blog template. I never changed it since the beginning of time and was adamant that white font against black is the most awesome combo ever.
But it was part laziness, part resistance to change. All that is in the past now. Here's a splash of yellow!

The movie experience

I miss the day's of the single screen theatres where the viewing public would make sure you know that you are at the movies, with their catcalls and whistles!
Each impressive dialogue would be whistled at. Every actor entry would be cheered, with the exception of Tushar Kapoor, whose entry would bring in a hushed silence.
Rumours are, that the latest Vidya Balan movie was titled 'The Picture' until they cast Tushar Kapoor. But let's not get into that since this post is not about him.

My favourite theatre was 'Urvashi' which was very close to where I lived. It had a 50rupee balcony seat and an awesome Dolby surround sound.
Bangalore was also well known for the 'Majestic' area, which along with its - then- state of the art bus station was also named after the most popular theatre - Majestic. I think KG road alone boasted of over 20 theatres at a point!

The MG road area had a few very popular movie screens - Rex, Symphony, Plaza, Bluemoon. Some of them still haven't lost their 'charm', I remember Plaza still had ceiling fans and windows until a 3-4 years ago when it was shutdown.

Then came PVR - with its multiplexes. The ticket cost shot up, the screens got smaller and the experience more diluted. The multiplex movie audience now was more like the cricket crowd watching England play New Zealand at Lord's.
Also ordinary movies(Bodyguard, Ready) started getting called 'big hits' simply because of their collections (not surprising when some tickets are priced at 450bucks!). Sad.

But it the multiplex does have its benefits - If you feel like watching a movie but don't know what movie. The multiplex is perfect.
Certain movies got made, targeted right at the multiplex audience - 'Pappu can't dance saala' to cite the most recent example was awesome!

So all in all I still go watch loads of movies, but miss the whistles and the energy at times.

Rafting in Rishikesh

The trip to Rishikesh was planned for a big group. For once, we had no planning to do and all I needed to do was pay-up when asked to.
Suited me fine. I dislike planning trips with/for large groups....'I would like a single bedroom with double bedsheets', 'I would like a double bedroom with Single bedsheets', 'Why aren't we going on a safari? I want to see tiger.' etc etc

Though the initial plan was to drive down in our cars, it thankfully changed to getting ourselves a mini-bus, that fit about 12 of us. The people with the families got there in their own cars/taxis.

We left Delhi at 4am and The ride took about 7 hours, mostly because the road after a point goes through some small towns and villages which slows down the pace. Our driver, a chap called 'Vishnu', had decided that our adventure trip starts as soon as we sit in the bus. The driving was atrocious and filled with some narrow escapes. There was this once where he decided to over take a slow moving truck at the last minute from the left only to realise there was a slower moving bullock cart on its left blocking the entire highway. Our man then went off the highway into the dirt to overtake the bullock cart from its left, all while maintaining the same speed.

Anyway we reached Rishikesh, via the holy city of Haridwar and Rajaji national park around 11:30am. The plan was to go white water rafting the same day, but we were told that the water gets really cold as late afternoon approaches and the best option would be to raft the next day.

So we started getting acclimatised to the conditions, by taking a dip in the lovely stream right behind our resort. The most soothing experience after a long bus ride :)

Followed it up with some good lunch and then headed out on a mini-trek to a waterfall nearby. The waterfall was beautiful, there was no one around and we decided to take a quick dip. The water turned out to be freezing, but got us rid of all tiredness.

Headed back to the highway to get some kadak chai and fan. Well, a 'fan' is like an outer layer of the cream roll, without the cream. Quite tasty when had with tea, bland otherwise.

On the way back to the camp, we went by the river side, walking on the white sand and taking some time out to sit on the rocks and listen to the river and the odd group of rafters going on their merry way.


Back to the camp and a few games of mafia, followed by some delicious dinner by the bonfire. We ran out of firewood around 1:30am so had to head back into our bamboo 'cottages', away from the chilly night.

The next day dawned bright and cold, and off we went accomplish the main order of business of our trip - River rafting in the Ganges.

We were picked up the rafting guys at the iconic Laxman jhula and headed out to the starting point of our 26km rafting route - Marine drive



All set with our protective equipment, we headed out in a couple of rafts straight to the rapids. The water was cold and the rapids were fantastic! Our raft almost flipped over in one of the rapids and we were allowed to voluntarily jump out of the raft in one of the rapids.
The water was freezing and our hands numb with all the rowing but we had a blast!

The high-point was the cliff jump right into the Ganges. The height of 25 feet, did not seem like a big deal until we stood on the edge of the rock looking down at the river. I just followed the idea of just jumping without thinking and it worked very well!

By the time we were done with the rafting it was evening and the light was fading. So most of the day had gone in getting to the rafting place and the rafting itself. Overall it was a fantastic experience and a highly recommended one. Let me know if you need details!

RA One

So here was a movie that I was expecting quite a bit from. It sucked.
What ra? What a bore you are ra..
Okay it was much better than Bodyguard or some of the other movies that have been called 'hits' in recent times, but still lacked the making of a blockbuster. Its been a long time since I have truly been wowed by a Hindi movie (Dev D being the last that had me go 'woooow') and I think I have a longer wait (don-2 maybe?).

Back to RA One. I liked the stunts and the special effects, though many of them were very 90's. I love the songs especially the take on one of my favourite 'Stand by me'. The first half was watchable, sitting through the second made you realise that, there was not much of a script remaining to be played out.

I thought the script had a lot of scope but it was a big let down due to a few fatal flaws.

A super villain character needs to follow a few rules. Without these he/she is not a super villain. RA One failed on almost all these rules, especially the goal. A Super Villain needs a goal, an overpowering desire to achieve something that if achieved, will result in decimating at least half the world's population. RA One wanted to kill a kid :-|
That's it. That was his only goal and he fails.
To top it the kid was annoying, forget Ra One, I wanted to kill the silly twat. His claim to fame was bullying an overweight kid ins school and acting like an arrogant SOB. I was hoping it would be killed off quite quickly, but nope, the whole movie revolved around the kid.

The only running gag throughout the movie was SRK's crotch. Almost every other scene had the hero holding on to his crotch, or thrusting it towards an unsuspecting neighbour in the guise of 'Power yoga'. Crotch jokes were only funny back in...well they have never been funny. Except the one time when the baby in 'Baby's day out' lights the main thug's crotch on fire and it needs to be stamped out.

The other entertaining aspect of the movie was its references to other movies. One could sit and make a list of what scenes have been inspired by what movies, here are ones I found:
The very obvious H.A.R.T - Ironman
The Funeral scene - Everyone in black, slow-motion rain drops and a coffin being carried in slow motion with a song playing in the background: 'Watchmen', Zack Snyder.
RA one in level 1 as a the Chinese looking chap - Costume inspired by Neo from 'The Matrix'
RA one chasing the car that had the annoying kid, RA one forming again from the road: 'Terminator 2' - Judgement Day
The climatic fight - 'Sucker Punch', Zack Snyder.

So the only thing I have to say is - Its better than Bodyguard.

In flight entertainment.

I've found an excuse for my lack of posting on my blog in recent times. Its the new blogger interface, all white and clean, or so they think. Thoughts don't flow in such spaces. So I've changed back to the old interface and lo behold I am furiously hacking away at the latest post. This one.

My previous post on Brasil has been criticized (and rightly so) and I am being prompted to write a better one about Brasil. But maybe some other time. This one is about movies that I got to watch on the flight to and fro from Brasil.

It was a 15 hour single haul flight from Dubai to São Paulo(and back), which meant good opportunity to watch some of the movies that the Emirates entertainment system(I.C.E) had to offer. Here are a few:

Hanna

Ok. So I am not a fan of Kill Bill. I think its pretty lame, with the exceptions of a few scenes. So when I watched Hanna, I was taken aback by its awesomeness. Here was a movie that Kill Bill should have been but wasn't.
Hanna a young girl, is trained by her dad(Eric Bana), to be a killer. It's her only chance to survive her nemesis - Cate Blanchett.
Why Hanna and her dad are being hunted down is part of the story and I shall not give it away. Just rest assured that the action sequences are awesome. The sound track is brilliant and this is a MUST WATCH.

The Guard
I watched this one for one reason only. Brendan Gleeson. Gleeson has never disappointed and my reasoning turned out to be perfectly logical.
This is one good movie. Directed by Jonathan McDonagh (brother of Martin McDonagh of 'In Bruges' fame), this movie has Gleeson playing the title role, that of a cop. A middle aged, slightly corrupt and seemingly lonely cop.
This dark comedy, follows a tip-off to the police department about a drug heist about to happen in their sleepy Irish village.
The dialogues, the direction and the soundtrack are all top-notch. Please watch this!

Sucker Punch
Sucker punch is Zack Snyder meets Charlies Angels meets Pan's labyrinth. I was very sceptical about this movie, until I watched it. It follows 4 girls trying to escape out of a mental asylum(or is it a whore house?). There is a decentish script and some suspense with the twist in the end, but I won't give it away. The soundtrack, oh the soundtrack is just mind-blowing. The girls are pretty too, but they are very soon overshadowed by the soundtrack. Very watchable.


The Trotsky
Canadian movie about a young guy who thinks he is the reincarnation of Leon Trotsky and that his life must follow the same suit. Hilarity ensues. A good watchable movie.

There are loads of other movies that I did manage to watch, but am not bothered to write much about:
Cypher: Action/Thriller. Average
The Fountain: Fantasy/Drama. Bad
The Dilemma: Confused Genre. Bad
Fast Five: Action. Bad
Midnight in Paris: Comedy/Fantasy. Very Very Good.
Kill the Irishman: Action/Biopic. Very Good.
Last Night: Romance. Alright.
Submarine: Romance/Coming of Age. Average.
Ironclad: Action. Average

So I made it to Brazil...

Not the best time of the year to be out of India and away from loved ones, but well such is life. I am here for 4 weeks, 2 of these are behind me and 2 more to go. Feels like a long time away, but I have quite enjoyed the work.
Brazil in itself I haven't had a chance to explore as much. I am based out of São Paulo, which is one of the largest cities in the world.
It comes with concrete skyscrapers and horrifying traffic with an added bonus of a smelly drain (it used to be a river) running right through the middle of one of the arterial roads.

However, there are a lot of good food options and the walls are covered with some really really awesome graffiti.
Due to the traffic and the amount of filthy rich people, we get to see a lot of helicopters whizzing about, ferrying corporate honchos to and from their offices.

So unfortunately São Paulo is not the best place to get a taste of Brazil. Though we did get to eat some pastels(a local delicacy) at a street food fair behind the client office.

Did get to do a trip to Rio over a rainy weekend and managed to attend the TW away day at Bento Gonçalves (a place famous for its wine). But more on that later.

9 things I learnt from watching 'Bodyguard'

9. Salman Khan pe ek ehsaan karna, ki uspe koi bhi ehsaan mat karna (Do Salman a favour, that don't do him any favour).
If I would have known this simple fact before buying those movie tickets, I would have not bought those movie tickets.


8. Bodyguard Lovely Singh will follow you everywhere. Even into the ladies restroom.

7. When Lovely Singh fights in mid-air. It is always in slow-motion

6. Lovely Singh keeps his phone in Vibrator mode in the back pocket of his trousers. Thus deriving pleasure and laughter.

5. Lovely Singh will fall in love with any anonymous caller after 7 calls

4. Lovely Singh will hug the heroine only when he wants to grab hold of the Villain's hand as it is trying to stab her in the back

3. Never refer to your behind as bum in front of the ladies.

2. Lovely Singh will catch any pieces of chalk thrown at you by your professor in class.
 

1. Lovely Singh can get you to wet your pants just by staring at you.

Short-films of note

So here are a few short films that I recommend, mind you they are not necessarily in my all time list of best short-films, however they are ones that I have watched more recently and have left an impression.

So in no particular order...

1. Asai (Wishes) - Language: Tamil



Why should I watch it? Its wonderfully directed and is bitter-sweet. Brilliant. Easily the best in this list.

2. Get Out - Language: French



Why should I watch it? For the animation and the twist in the end. You would never expect it coming!

3. Do I - Language: English

do I? from Vikram Ahuja on Vimeo.

Why should I watch it? A great thriller. Vikram Ahuja, a friend of mine made this movie in a very limited time with a very tight budget. Hearing him talk through the script and then getting to see the final version was awesome! you can read more about this here

4. Blank Spaces - Language: English



Why should I watch it? A feel good movie. I loved the way its made and the idea!

5. Six Shooter - Language: English



Why should I watch it? Its directed by Martin McDonagh and stars Brendon Gleeson. reason enough. If names don't ring a bell then you haven't watched 'In Bruges' yet and you should watch that one first!
warning: this is not an easy watch and is quite eccentric, though I liked it quite a bit. The Irish accent and everything :)

Loads of movies on the list...

Its just been too long since I last wrote a review post and there have been so many movies during that period that now it would be just too difficult to write out a review. If you are super interested in any of the ones I have categorised below, then I may just write a specific review on demand :)

MOVIES THAT BLEW MY MIND - It would be a crime to miss these

• The Godfather
• Che Part 1
• Master and Commander: Far side of the world (easily one that I would slot in my all time favourites)
• The Kings Speech
• Cashback (There is just something about this movie that I can't place.)
  
• Scott Pilgrim Versus the World
• Following

GREAT MOVIES - You have to watch them

• Wild Target (Loooove Emily Blunt and Bill Nighy in this one)
  
• Walk the line
• Social Network
• Adventureland
• Almost Famous
• Little Manhattan
• An affair to remember
• The Boondock Saints
• The Extraordinary Adventures of Adèle Blanc-Sec
• Four Rooms
• Heist
• Bitter Moon
• Thirteen - Disturbing, but highly recommended
• Where the money is
• The town
• A beautiful Mind
• Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
• Zombieland
• X-Men: First Class
• The Fall
• Limitless
• Unkown
• Rounders
• Cemetery Junction
• Kung Fu Panda 2
• Moon
• Source Code
• The Exam (Just about made it here, for an interesting plot)

AVERAGE MOVIES - WON'T MISS MUCH IF YOU DON'T WATCH 'EM

• Rope (What! you're calling an Alfred Hitchcock movie "average"? Yes.)
• Perfume- Story of a murderer
• Scent of a woman
• Machete
• RED
• Perriers Bounty
• Book of Eli
• The Matador
• Nick and Norah's infinite playlist
• FAQ about time travel
• London Boulevard
• Chloe
• Rango
• Pirates of the Caribbean: On stranger tides
• Middlemen
• The Eagle
• Thor

MOVIES THAT SUCKED MORE THAN A BLACK-HOLE - If you are in a mood for some self-inflicted punishment

• Crank - High Voltage
• Interview with a vampire
• Dear John
• The killer inside me
• Fraility
• The Ninth gate
• Swimming pool (The French one...)
• The Adjustment Bureau
• Sweet November
• Love and other drugs
• Harry Potter and the deathly hallows -2
• The hangover II
• Men who stare at goats
• Donnie Darko
• The Alphabet Killer

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