#1 - Speling.
#2 - If you are shot in the leg, you can still attend a movie premier, the very next day! oh remember to limp a little.
#3 - The much feared Nazi killer, the 'Bear Jew' looks more like a high school bully and has the acting talents of a wooden plank.
#4 - If you are a world renowned director, you can afford to do a super bad job of editing and nobody will notice
#5 - Hitler was really a comedian who provided some good laughs
#6 - If you are planning to take off your uniform, then Brad Pitt will tattoo your forehead
#7 - Chistopher Waltz (aka Col. Hans Landa) ROCKS!
#8 - The father of a new born baby always has a sub-machine gun handy, just in case.
#9 - Germans looooove '20 questions'
#10 - A few great individual scenes stiched badly together do not make a good movie, no matter what everybody thinks.