Thursday, May 19, 2005

BEST OF DILBERT


I DON'T HAVE AN ATTITUDE PROBLEM, YOU HAVE A PERCEPTION PROBLEM.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to
myself, "where the heck is the ceiling?"

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the butt.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

When everything is coming your way......you're in the wrong lane.

And my favorite one is.......

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days the statue.

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