Recently a few of us went to a Happy Budday Party of a 7 year old, now none of us are the subject matter experts on how to behave at a little girl's party, but each of us knew that we had the ability to entertain the tots.
What we did not foresee was that a group of 7 year olds is a much tougher proposition than a single 7 year old. All my self professed ability of being good at handling kids vanished in ether when a little girl (a guest at the party) came up to us.
This is what followed:
Us: (*patting the lil girl on the head*) hellooooo whats your name??
lil girl: yo dudes! wassssup duuuude! (*in impeccable rapper accent*)
Us: errr, uh, well, how are you?
lil girl:( *making some complicated gestures with her fingers*) "duuuude SEE IT! REMEMBER IT and EAT IT MAN! EAT IT!"
-- I only hope that the girl was not displaying a centrally located finger to us --
:-|
I have decided to avoid Budday parties henceforth, and hey the term 'Bundle of joy' is a misnomer.
What we did not foresee was that a group of 7 year olds is a much tougher proposition than a single 7 year old. All my self professed ability of being good at handling kids vanished in ether when a little girl (a guest at the party) came up to us.
This is what followed:
Us: (*patting the lil girl on the head*) hellooooo whats your name??
lil girl: yo dudes! wassssup duuuude! (*in impeccable rapper accent*)
Us: errr, uh, well, how are you?
lil girl:( *making some complicated gestures with her fingers*) "duuuude SEE IT! REMEMBER IT and EAT IT MAN! EAT IT!"
-- I only hope that the girl was not displaying a centrally located finger to us --
:-|
I have decided to avoid Budday parties henceforth, and hey the term 'Bundle of joy' is a misnomer.
2 comments:
Lol!!! Awesome! Poor dude :P
yeah man, it was a traumatic experience...
All the wit and the skill of repartee went for a sixer!
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