As far as I am concerned, 'Bhaag Milkha bhaag' has been the most awaited movie of the year. The teasers in the theatre looked awesome and the music is fantastic!
Farhan Akhtar, good music, great looking cinematography - All the ingredients for a 'Hit', right?
So I thought as well, but imagine my surprise when in one of the trailers I caught sight of Sonam Kapoor in the movie!
Once I had picked up my jaw from the floor, "The movie may still be salvaged despite Sonam's presence..." I assured myself.
Until I saw Farhan Akhtar do this...
Uh-oh! There goes the movie I thought...
Let me explain.
I have a theory - Any movie that places Sonam on a terrace is a flop. One may go on to extrapolate that, any movie that has Sonam is headed for a flop, but more on that later.
My terrace theory is also backed with certain evidence -
Yes, Sonam.
Here is a picture of her standing at the terrace
My heart sank.
Because I knew what was to follow
That is Sonam arriving on the terrace...
and here she is all ready to do what she does best
Siiigghhhh. I have no clue why this obsession with being seen on the terrace.
I am anyway going to watch this one as soon as it is released, but you have been warned.
Farhan Akhtar, good music, great looking cinematography - All the ingredients for a 'Hit', right?
So I thought as well, but imagine my surprise when in one of the trailers I caught sight of Sonam Kapoor in the movie!
Once I had picked up my jaw from the floor, "The movie may still be salvaged despite Sonam's presence..." I assured myself.
Until I saw Farhan Akhtar do this...
Uh-oh! There goes the movie I thought...
Let me explain.
I have a theory - Any movie that places Sonam on a terrace is a flop. One may go on to extrapolate that, any movie that has Sonam is headed for a flop, but more on that later.
My terrace theory is also backed with certain evidence -
Saawariya
Guess who is running up the stairs headed towards the terrace?Yes, Sonam.
Here is a picture of her standing at the terrace
Was the movie a hit? No sir.
Delhi 6
Here is Sonam dancing on the terrace, I did not bother with taking more screenshots, but 20-30% of this movie consists of Sonam on the terrace - either petting a pigeon or dancing or climbing down or regurgitating water on Abhishek Bacchan. You get the point.
Movie? Flop!
Mausam
Yeah, you thought this one was from Delhi 6? It's from a movie called 'Mausam', which vanished without a trace at the box-office.
Lo behold, it has Sonam on the terrace.
Bhaag Milkha bhaag
Hence when I saw this scene
Because I knew what was to follow
That is Sonam arriving on the terrace...
and here she is all ready to do what she does best
Siiigghhhh. I have no clue why this obsession with being seen on the terrace.
I am anyway going to watch this one as soon as it is released, but you have been warned.